Volunteers Needed for Questionable Research

The Dad Lab™ conducts ongoing experiments designed to answer the questions nobody asked, but dads everywhere somehow need answered.

Participate in the current study below. All responses are completely anonymous, scientifically questionable, and extremely important to absolutely no one.

Your participation advances the science of dadhood. Probably.

Current Experiment 104-A

The One-Trip Grocery Bag Threshold

Dad Lab™ researchers are attempting to determine the maximum number of grocery bags a dad will carry simultaneously before admitting that two trips would have been easier.

Previous field observations suggest that factors such as bag weight, distance to the front door, and whether someone has already suggested making two trips may significantly increase carrying capacity.

Research Question:

How many grocery bags will Dad attempt to carry in one trip?