Case FIles

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Inside you'll find in-depth investigations, official reports, and scientific explanations for the unexplained mysteries of dad behavior.

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Case File Archives

Declassified investigations into the unexplained science of dad behavior.

Case File #006: The Grocery Bag Carrying Threshold

An investigation into Dad's refusal to make a second trip from the car, regardless of grocery volume, hand circulation, or conventional physics.

Case File #006: The Grocery Bag Carrying Threshold

An investigation into Dad's refusal to make a second trip from the car, regardless of grocery volume, hand circulation, or conventional physics.
Case File #005: The Missing Tool Phenomenon

An investigation into Dad's unexplained ability to detect when a tool has been moved, borrowed, or returned to the wrong place.

Case File #005: The Missing Tool Phenomenon

An investigation into Dad's unexplained ability to detect when a tool has been moved, borrowed, or returned to the wrong place.
Case File #004: The Refrigerator Surveillance Study

An investigation into Dad's repeated refrigerator inspections despite scientific confirmation that no new food has appeared since the previous visit.

Case File #004: The Refrigerator Surveillance Study

An investigation into Dad's repeated refrigerator inspections despite scientific confirmation that no new food has appeared since the previous visit.
Case File #003: The Open Door Phenomenon

An investigation into Dad's unexplained intolerance for open doors, lost conditioned air, and people who can't decide whether they're coming in or going out.

Case File #003: The Open Door Phenomenon

An investigation into Dad's unexplained intolerance for open doors, lost conditioned air, and people who can't decide whether they're coming in or going out.
Case File #002: The Lights Left On Investigation

An investigation into Dad's unexplained ability to detect a light left burning in an empty room from virtually anywhere in the house.

Case File #002: The Lights Left On Investigation

An investigation into Dad's unexplained ability to detect a light left burning in an empty room from virtually anywhere in the house.
Case File #001: The Thermostat Incident

An investigation into Dad's unexplained ability to detect a two-degree thermostat adjustment from anywhere in the house.

Case File #001: The Thermostat Incident

An investigation into Dad's unexplained ability to detect a two-degree thermostat adjustment from anywhere in the house.

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