Some people choose salads. Some people choose tofu. And some people choose to miss out on perfectly good steak.
This shirt is for dads who know that a backyard grill, a perfectly cooked ribeye, and a terrible pun are the foundation of a happy life. Equal parts barbecue humor and classic dad-joke energy, this tee is guaranteed to earn laughs, groans, and at least one eye roll from the vegetarians in the room.
Warning: May cause spontaneous discussions about grilling temperatures and the superiority of charcoal.
